"Brains...we need braiinnss!" (preferrably investment bankers' brains)
Courtesy of CrunchGear, here’s some tools you’ll need to survive the economic apocalypse.
Although I’d probably appreciate just having the XM25: Most Lethal Army Gun Ever …working, please.
Considering that my 401(k) has dropped from $57,120 to $41,300 this year, there are NO safe mutual funds for me to re-invest in. I’ll be out there burning my worthless stocks with a WickedLaser Elite, watching “Shaun of the Dead” on my Sony VAIO with 14000mAH battery and solar charger, and remembering days of skyrocketing credit limits and mortgages with bitter fondness.
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Given that I don’t have much money to play with, the only investment advice I’ve ever gotten was from my biochem professor in undergrad: “Invest in Qiagen.” I think, if I ever do try buying stocks etc., I’ll just buy stock in biotech companies that my lab gets supplies from.