• Cobra Commander hasn't managed to kill a single Joe since his inception in 1982. (Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Commander#Vintage)
• Darth Vader and Bane were known for their compassionate natures prior to giving up on humanity.
• For true uncompromising adherence to exterminating whatever shreds of humanity exist in politics, vote Sauron this November!
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david cassoday
September 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm
My vote goes to Cobra Commander
James Clark
September 3, 2012 at 4:43 pm
I was going to go with cobra commander but then all that sibilance turned me off. (Get a speach pathologist, I mean seriously, geez.) Darth Vader might make a good President.
david cassoday
September 3, 2012 at 5:15 pm
+James Clark If Darth Vader's platform includes free lightsabers for all then I might be down for switching my vote
Ken Foreman
September 3, 2012 at 6:28 pm
Vader never did figure out how to keep others alive without mechanical assistance. Voldemort and Sauron promise (and deliver!) eternal life in servitude to their cause.
How can you possibly follow the Dark Lord when he allowed not one, but TWO, Death Stars to be destroyed?! Better to be a Deatheater or a Uruk-hai than a Stormtrooper.